Kieran smiled. “Clint, huh,” she muttered under her breath. “Let’s see…Clint…Hawkeye…Oh, you must be Clint Barton, then. Yes, I’ve heard of you, darling, don’t be so surprised,” she said preemptively. “Anyone that good with a bow’s right up there in my book. Tch, Dean, dontcha know you can’t own people? Well, not unless you’ve bought their soul,” she added almost as an afterthought. “I wasn’t going to try making a deal with him anyway. Not when I love his work so much.”
Clint blinked a few times before shrugging, “Whatever. Figured demons knew about me because of this dumbass. Can’t say my fiance is happy about that.” Dean frowned and glared at Clint, smacking him upside the head, “Dumbass, huh? Who saved your ass from a shapeshifter a second ago? Huh? Me. That’s right.” Clint chuckled and shook his head, “Whatever you say, Dean.”
Kieran rolled her eyes. “Boys, boys, is it really smart to be fighting amongst yourselves when there’s a demon right here?” she smirked. “Shouldn’t you know better than that, Dean? ‘Course, I could just let you go without some big battle scene. Wouldn’t that make my dear ol’ uncle absolutely livid,” she snickered.
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Kieran faked a pout. “Oh, come now, Dean. Don’t be so mean. Let the man talk to me and see for himself whether I’m really all that bad, eh?”
“The man has a name.” Clint shrugged Dean off of him, “Name’s Clint.” Dean rolled his eyes and crossed his arms, “You are bad. All demons are absolute shit.” Clint shrugged with a nod, “True.” Dean smirked, “See. He’s been around me long enough to know that I won’t let you near him. Don’t touch my things.” Clint huffed and glared at Dean.
Kieran smiled. “Clint, huh,” she muttered under her breath. “Let’s see…Clint…Hawkeye…Oh, you must be Clint Barton, then. Yes, I’ve heard of you, darling, don’t be so surprised,” she said preemptively. “Anyone that good with a bow’s right up there in my book. Tch, Dean, dontcha know you can’t own people? Well, not unless you’ve bought their soul,” she added almost as an afterthought. “I wasn’t going to try making a deal with him anyway. Not when I love his work so much.”
“Ain’t my fault you stepped onto my crossroads, Dean,” Kieran said, swinging her arms up to rest crossed behind her head. “I ain’t like the other red-eyed demons. This one’s my territory, an’ I can feel it when someone enters it, even if they’re not lookin’ to sell their soul.” She caught Dean’s companion rolling his eyes and chuckled. “Looks like your friend’s gettin’ a bit fed up with your protectin’ him.”
Dean just rolled his eyes and glanced back at Clint, before looking at her again, “He doesn’t fight demons, Kieran.” He watched her closely, “This bitch is Hawkeye. He fights humans. Kills ‘em, depsite how much I hate it.” Clint sighed and rolled his eyes, “Shut the fuck up, Dean.” Dean just laughed and shook his head his, wrapping an arm around Clint, “You see, Clint, demons are bad. She’s bad.”
Kieran faked a pout. “Oh, come now, Dean. Don’t be so mean. Let the man talk to me and see for himself whether I’m really all that bad, eh?”
Kieran rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. “Oh, great. It’s big bro Winchester. Where’s your brother the moose?” she asked, cocking an eyebrow. Then she realized there was someone else with Dean. “Mm, and who’s the babe?” she added, looking him over.
Dean just stared at her, “I thought you only showed up when I was actually askin’ to give up my soul to a bitch.” He growled and crossed his arms. Clint just raised an eyebrow but Dean spoke up before Clint could. “He’s not important. You leave him alone.” Clint just rolled his eyes.
“Ain’t my fault you stepped onto my crossroads, Dean,” Kieran said, swinging her arms up to rest crossed behind her head. “I ain’t like the other red-eyed demons. This one’s my territory, an’ I can feel it when someone enters it, even if they’re not lookin’ to sell their soul.” She caught Dean’s companion rolling his eyes and chuckled. “Looks like your friend’s gettin’ a bit fed up with your protectin’ him.”
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Kieran rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. “Oh, great. It’s big bro Winchester. Where’s your brother the moose?” she asked, cocking an eyebrow. Then she realized there was someone else with Dean. “Mm, and who’s the babe?” she added, looking him over.